HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
Kernel is evolving!
hi, im macklemore welcome to my house, id love you give you a mackletour. please just follow me through the mackledoor. sorry its a little dirty, i havent done my macklechores yet. let me macklepour you a glass of water. like the couch? we just bought it at the macklestore. please, let me introduce you to my dad, he fought in the vietnam macklewar. wait dont leave yet you havent even seen the second macklefloor
what nice mackledecor
order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.